Total Medals Earned: 1,281 (From 133 different games.) Total Medal Score: 19,710 Points
Medals Earned: 5/12 (105/350 points)
A simple hug will make her enjoy the jolly good world again.
Chill out in the funky room!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get to know your new BFF.
YUM
Leave the tower
You naughty punk!
Find the treasure.
End it like a real man.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/275 points)
Congratulations! You got to the 10th level! Now go kill some more enemies!
Beat 25 levels in a row. You are good at this game!
Upgraded max ammo 5 times.
Upgraded default ammo 5 times.
Upgraded health 5 times.
Upgraded speed 5 times.
Beat 50 levels in one shot. Truly a master at this game.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 15/16 (475/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
Successfully survive 20 gaps in one game
Successfully survive 40 gaps in one game
Successfully survive 50 gaps in one game
Medals Earned: 6/8 (115/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 8/9 (215/315 points)
Kill First Enemy
Kill Tenth Enemy
Kill First Boss
Kill Fourth Boss
Kill Second Boss
Kill Third Boss
Collect 75 Achievements
Kill Fifth Boss
Collect 100 Achievements
Medals Earned: 3/9 (80/290 points)
Slay your first enemy
Defeat the first boss
Complete 100 of the 170 total tasks
Slaughter 100 enemies
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the third boss
Defeat the fourth boss
Defeat the fifth boss
Complete every single task
Medals Earned: 7/18 (85/240 points)
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Find 10 treasures
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill 70 angel musicians